You sexy beast, you.
You can’t help but think of this song while listening to the story of the bromance between Test Alliance and Pandemic Legion. There are moments in this story where it reaches levels of creepy that can only be found online. The story goes that Pandemic Legion was shooting Test, then started shooting people with Test. That one was apparently chalked up to diplomats and connections. However, now that Test is deployed to literally the opposite side of Eve from where Pandemic Legion is deployed, there were questions about how long the bromance would last without the after-pew-cuddling. It seems Shadoo (that is Zastrow beside him, trying not to laugh, in case you were wondering) was chatting up Michael Bolton about Test’s move to the north.
There is some uncertainty of what happened next, but Test was given blue standings for at least the next three months and Pandemic Legion began passing around pictures of Michael Bolton in… compromising positions. I really don’t know how else to describe what I wish I could unsee. Disturbing flashbacks to Silence of the Lamb’s Buffalo Bill. You don’t want to see the pictures. Seriously? You sick bastard. You still want to see them? Okay, I’ll give you a crop of one of them so you get the general idea without feeling the urge to claw your eyes out.
Okay. Are you happy now? It is creepy internet shit. Oh come on. You still want to see more? What is wrong with you? Fine, don’t say I didn’t warn you.
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You sick fuck. Why? You seriously clicked that. Why would you do that? Fine. Your sanity is on your hands now. Picture 1 and Picture 2.
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